"Hello, little snake. You're very pretty. Thomas will definitely want to see you. Don't go away. Stay right there!"
He didn't listen to me though. By the time I got back with the camera, he was gone. I tried calling him, but it didn't work.
"Come back, pretty snake!"
(Snakes are above flattery.)
"Thomas will be so disappointed!"
(Snakes are impervious to guilt.)
"I'll make you a big star!"
(Snakes don't suffer from vanity.)
Oh, well. As with Thomas and his recent misadventures, things don't always work out like you plan.
OK, so what do I already have a picture of, that a first grade boy might like?
Maybe this.

Teeth on a deer skeleton.

Guess who dragged it into the yard.

Yep, that's who.
OK, Monk is coming on. It's the Halloween episode - I have to go watch Danny's house!
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